The Mean Streets in Germany

Germany never ceases to amaze me, it seems like it is at complete odds with American culture. Walking down the street in German town sounds a lot like walking down the street in a bad part of an American city. The people pushing and shoving, having little regard if they step on your foot or accidentally hit you in the face while boarding a train. Take that old lady's seat? Prepare to get whipped with her walking stick. Germans also seem that they are adverse to saying sorry when they accidentally knock you out. If the trains sound a little too dangerous for you, you can try taking the streets instead. Then you'll only get shoved by pedestrians, which isn't as bad as getting beaten with an old lady's walking stick. You'll also get to marvel at the myriad of sex shops on the average German street. In America, sex shops are usually located in the shady part of town or city.

If you get bored walking the streets of Germany, you can hit the bars to flirt with some German women. Just make sure that you know your politics or you might get rejected.