I did end up learning some cool words in German, though it was kind of obnoxious trying to find the "Like" button without the little thumbs up symbol to guide me. Some of the words I learned are:
Startseite - Home
Kommentieren - Comment
Gefallt mir - Like (this?)
Teilen - Share
Status aktualisieren - Update status
Sprache - Language (I didn't realize that language was so close to speak, it makes sense though)
There were also a lot of those English/German crossover words that we talked about in class. Such as:
Profil - Profile
Foto - Photo
Status - Status
It is a good thing old people don't know how to use Facebook... or computers. They'd be so upset.
The last thing I learned is that pokes can be even more annoying when put into German. Mostly because poke in German is "hat dich angestupst." I believe it translates into "you have a poke" or something like that. Next time I'll listen to some German metal and try to analyze the lyrics.